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marvin gaye played viola?

From the Daily Telegraph: violists are the sex fiends of the orchestra.

As to the survey itself, there are a few startling results. Viola players, it seems, are “most likely to have sex on a first date”, “most likely to have had sex three or more times in the last week” and “most likely to have had 10 or more sexual partners” (presumably not all at once).

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