{"id":29,"date":"2006-03-12T12:08:25","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T20:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nobleviola.com\/wordpress\/?p=29"},"modified":"2013-02-07T17:38:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T01:38:37","slug":"great-conductor-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nobleviola.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/12\/great-conductor-comments\/","title":{"rendered":"great conductor comments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to keep track of some of the better comments I&#8217;ve heard from the podium in this space &#8211; keep watching for updates.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;the phrase should be nutritionally replete&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;it should be drug induced, flute enhanced&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;the attack should sound like a Hummer hitting a baby deer&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;make it dirty &#8211; in Swedish, we say <em>snuskigt<\/em>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<em>nien, nien, nien!&#8221;<\/em> (no, no, no!)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;lugubrious exhortations&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;you played for nearly a minute after I stopped.  you don&#8217;t even look at me.  how sad&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>UPDATE: I&#8217;m not the first (and won&#8217;t be the last) to think of this &#8211; here are some <a href=\"http:\/\/paul.merton.ox.ac.uk\/music\/segerstam.html\" target=\"_blank\">real beauts<\/a> collected by a member of the New Zealand Symphony about conductor Leif Segerstam &#8211; as reported by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nobleviola.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/03\/www.therestisnoise.com\" target=\"_blank\">Alex Ross<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to keep track of some of the better comments I&#8217;ve heard from the podium in this space &#8211; keep watching for updates. &#8220;the phrase should be nutritionally replete&#8221; &#8220;it should be drug induced, flute enhanced&#8221; &#8220;the attack should sound like a Hummer hitting a baby deer&#8221; &#8220;make it dirty &#8211; in Swedish, we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":303,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[86,55,62,3656],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-orchestra-world","tag-conductor","tag-orchestra","tag-symphony","tag-the-orchestra-world"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8kC-t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":677,"url":"https:\/\/www.nobleviola.com\/wordpress\/2008\/01\/21\/columbus-conductor-takes-a-stand\/","url_meta":{"origin":29,"position":0},"title":"columbus&#8217; conductor takes a stand","author":"Charles Noble","date":"January 21, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Photo credit: Koichi Miura Photo courtesy of Frank Salomon Associates Junichi Hirokami, the music director of the Columbus Symphony (who I hear is fantastic), has been interviewed by the Columbus Dispatch and made some telling remarks about the situation there. 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